Alec DeYong, Editor
Alec is a member of many prestigious organizations such as Student Council, the National Honor Society, and the Illuminati. How he gained membership into these groups no one really knows, as he suffers from many debilitating afflictions such as a chronic case of laziness and narcolepsy. Alec is also the captain of the Varsity Swim Team, no matter what Jordan James says. In Alec's spare time he enjoys reading, competitive swimming, lifeguarding, slaying trolls, and being a Jesus impersonator. All these make for quite an odd combination and he is the laziest, most narcoleptic, Jesus impersonating, troll slaying, sick nasty swimming lifeguard around.
Edit: He is also Mr. Crider's best friend.
